I'm sitting on my bed writing this, with my brother on the next bed, he's watching Sherlock Holmes on his portable DVD player :) He is obsessed with it. I've got a Sherlock Holmes joke, (by the way I think most jokes are rubbish, my brother's the joker around here, but this one's actually quite good)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping
Holmes: Watson, look up at the sky. What do you see?
Watson: The stars.
Holmes: What do you think this means?
Watson: It means it's a clear night
Holmes: No, Watson, it means that somebody has stolen our tent.
I was told that one by my head teacher at primary school. He was seriously creepy. He always had a little bit of spit on his lip when he talked, and I think he was slightly pervy. He always looked at me in this really creepy way, ugh. I saw him in the swimming pool a few weeks ago, it was very scary. Imagine a tall, thin creepy guy in glasses, wearing swimming trunks and making out with his girlfriend on a lilo. Second thoughts, don't imagine it. It's not a pretty sight, trust me.
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